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Aug. 25th, 2007

FOR SALE: Dell Inspiron E1505 Asking Price $550

Here are the specs:

Warranty information

Limited Technical Support DELL 3/5/2006 3/4/2009 601
Next Business Day, Includes Nights/Weekends DELL 3/5/2005 3/5/2006 0
Next Business Day, Includes Nights/Weekends DELL 3/5/2006 3/4/2009 601
Technical Support - Phone Assistance DELL 3/5/2005 3/5/2006 0
Technical Support - Phone Assistance DELL 3/5/2006 3/4/2009 601




System Configuration

1 GK376 PROCESSOR, MEROM, T5500, 1.66, 2MB, DIRECT CURRENT, BURN 2
1 DF263 ASSEMBLY, ADAPTER, ALTERNATING CURRENT, 65W, MOBILE 2007, LITEON, WORLD WIDE
1 DF771 CORD, POWER, 125, 1M, C7, 2P, DUAL, UNITED STATES
1 NC929 KEYBOARD, 87, UNITED STATES, ENGLAND/ENGLISH, SINGLE POINTING, D PLUS SERIES
2 Y5522 DUAL IN-LINE MEMORY MODULE, 512MB, 533, 64X64, 8K, 200
1 GR343 KIT, SOFTWARE, OVERPACK, WINDOWS XP, MCE05U, DIGITAL VIDEO DISK DRIVE, ENGLAND/ENGLISH
1 DY654 KIT, SOFTWARE, WORKS, 8.5, OFFICE, TRIAL, ENGLAND/ENGLISH
1 FD163 LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY, 15.4WXGA, VIDEO ELEC. STDS. ASSOC., LATITUDE CPT
1 NF882 BEZEL, ASSEMBLY, PLASTIC, LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY, 15.4, 6400
1 KN358 ASSEMBLY, CABLE, COAXIAL, LIQUID CRYSTAL DISPLAY, SINGLE, 6400
1 UD265 BATTERY, PRIMARY, 13.2V, 6C, LITHIUM, SIMPLO
1 NC293 CARD (CIRCUIT), NETWORK, MINICARD, 3945ULD, MOW1
1 MK723 ASSEMBLY, COMPACT DISK READ WRITE/DIGITAL VIDEO DISK DRIVE COMBO, 24X, TOSHIBA SAMSUNG STORAGE TECHNOLOGY, SULLIVAN/TOBAGO
1 WF147 CARD (CIRCUIT), GRAPHICS, 128MB, M52, I6400
1 XD720 ASSEMBLY, BASE (ASSEMBLY OR GROUP), NOTEBOOK, DISCRETE, 6400
1 WH808 HARD DRIVE, 120G, Serial ATA, 9.5, 5.4, T060


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Jun. 28th, 2007

UPDATE TIME!!!!

Well it has been a long time for an update. Well after getting laid off I have had time to relax and focus on school which is going well right now. I am on my way to a great new career. My English teacher is awesome. We talked for like an hour after class. He isn't much younger then me and an english major like my brother's fiancee. I think I am going to like my new career.
On the job side I had an interview last Friday at a security company and a second interview this past Monday. I had a drug test and must have passed that cause they are setting me up for training July 9th. I have a great new job. I will be working in Boston on the warf with a beautiful view. I will be working 1AM-9AM Monday through Friday. NO WEEKENDS!!!! YAHOO!!!! I haven't had a job with a weekend off since DRC in 2002 unless I requested it off. I am not far from where my ex wife used to work and she loved the area. My new boss said it's a wonderful place to work. I am looking forward to my new job.
On the social life front I met a wonderful new girl but we are just friends cause she knows what I have been through with Jenn and how she lied to me the last few months of our marriage so I don't have much faith in the female population right now. I should be used to it cause she did the same thing Babs did. They were so much alike it's not funny. Jenn has decided she no longer wants to be friends I guess cause she never calla or anything. When I call her she claims I depress her which is a bunch of bullshit and she knows it. She is too damn immature. She actually blames me for her lack of work. Since she moved in with me she did absolutely nothing for her portfolio. I mean c'mon. Get real and grow up. She broke my heart and doesn't even care. I hope she joins Chris Benoit someday they will make great friends. I have had it with being blamed for everything.
Now that I am on that topic of Chris Benoit. Jesus Christ I used to idolize him. The rapid wolverine had a new kill. He killed his wife and 7 year old son. WTF!!! Sick bastard. They wanna blame steroids. I myself think Vince does steroids. Interesting bodybuild for a 60 year old man huh. Get real. Benoit rot in hell asshole your a sick bastard. It's too bad too cause alot of kids including myself looked up to him. He was a great wrestler and entertainer. I think I said enough for now. If you have comments on Benoit or any questions feel free to comment. Also I have a new screen name and cell phone number. If you want it leave me your email and I'll send you them. I promise to try and update at least once a week at the least. Have a good one all.
Cowboy Danny

May. 19th, 2007

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Francine's of Hollywood

May. 18th, 2007

Ok People

I noticed I have some friends on here that added me and I never added back. I ask that you please remove me ASAP. Thank you.
Cowboy Danny

Let's see who complains about these....

White One Liners
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

About my post this morning.

You know as soon as someone sees the jokes are about african americans people freak out. I bet if they were white jokes you all would think it's ok. Grow the hell up. You didn't like it then get the hell off of my friends list. I post what I want and when I want. It's a public journal. I have seen alot worse jokes then these on LJ and Myspace. So either grow up or get lost. DELETE ME!!!!!

May. 17th, 2007

T minus 3 days...

Till I start school. I'm scared shitless lol

PLEASE I KNOW ITS HARD TO DO, BUT TRY NOT TO TAKE OFFENSE TO THIS JOKES, JUST SHOWS YOU HOW CREATIVE

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?

A: Who cares?



Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?

A: The cop!



Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?

A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.



Q: What do you get if you search for babboon in dictionary?

A: You get a picture of Robert Mugabe.

EDIT: I REMOVED YOU ALL!!!!


Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?

A: A black person goin to church.



Q: How do they make roads in South Africa?

A: They make the black people lay down and have every other one smile.



Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A: A Basketball player.



Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?

A: His lips are moving.



Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians?

A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!



Q: How do you break up the "Million Man March"?

A: Fly overhead with helicopters and drop job applications.



Q: Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

A: He said: "If I'ze gonna be im-po-tent, I wanna looks im-po-tant."



Q: What do they do with blacks after they die?

A: Gut them and use them as wetsuits.



Q: What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

A: Jail break



Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?

A: Tinted windows.



Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?

A: They have to put their lipstick some where.



Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A: A good start.



Q: Why are all black people fast?

A: Because the slow ones are in jail.



Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?

A: The first grade.



Q: What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?

A: A mudslide .



Q: What did the black kid get for christmas?

A: Your T.V



Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?

A: Vinegar!



Q: What does NAACP stand for?

A: National Association of Apes Called People



Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?

A: Antique air conditioner



Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?

A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.



Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?

A: They both don't work and always take your money.



Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A: A good days hunting.



Q: What do you call one black on the moon?

A: Problem



Q: What do you call ten blacks on the moon?

A: Problems



Q: What do you call the entire black population on the moon?

A: Problem solved



Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?

A: To keep the flies off the chicken.



Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?

A: His brother behind him with the VCR



Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

A: Because they were still monkeys.



Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?

A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.



Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?

A: Rasin Brand.



Q: What do you call a group of black people.

A: An auction



Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

A: KFC isnt open on holidays.



Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?

A: Alive



Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?

A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.



Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?

A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.



Q: Why did God give Black guy's big d*cks?

A: He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads.



Q: Why are black women like bicycles?

A: They give out free rides



Q: Ever hear about the black man who went to college?

A: Neither Have I.



Q: Why do black men have bigger penises than white men?

A: Because as kids white men had toys to play with.



Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?

A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.



Q: What does FUBU really stand for?

A: Farmers used to buy us.



Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?

A: Stop laughing and reload.



Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted



Q: How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 2 one to screw it in the other to drive the pink caddilac



Q: What do you call a black man on a stick?

A: A tootsie roll pop



Q: Why are blacks so fast?

A: From running from the cops.



Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?

A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing



Q: Did you hear about the black who died yesterday on Rt. 80?

A: He stuck his head out of the window at 100 mph and his lips beat him to death!



Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?

A: Because everyone hates the black ones.



Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?

A: Put it in a book.



Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline



Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?

A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog



Q: Why are black peoples hands white?

A: Because there always leening up aganst cop cars.



Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.



Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?



A: You swerve around the pothole.



Q: What happened to the 5 black guys that drove off a cliff in a cady?

A: Who gives a $#!t!!



Q: What do you call 400 black people swiming in a river?

A: An oil spill



Q: Why was the black baby crying?

A: He had diarea and thought he was melting



Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?

A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp



Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???

A: An alabama windchime



Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The lights out, how can u count them?



Q: Why can't black's,live in the country side.

A: There's no street corners.



Q: Why can't black people spell.

A: Because there black.



Q: How do you starve a negro to death?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.



Q: How do you kill 50 flys?

A: Hit a somailen in the face with a shovel



Q: What do you get if you cross an afro with a black?

A: A microphone.



Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?

A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister



Q: Why don't black people like asprin?

A: They have to pick through cotton to get to them



Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?

A: Cuz hes black



Q: What does FUBU stand for?

A: Farmers Used to Beat Us



Q: What do you call a black man at the bottom of the ocean?

A: Polution



Q: What do you call all the black people at the bottom of the ocean?

A: Solution



Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?

A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.



Q: Whats yellow, black in the middle and funny?

A: A school bus full of blacks driving off a cliff



Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?

A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to.



Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?

A: Constipation



Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?

A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position.



Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car whos driving?

A: The cop



Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?

A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk



Q: What do Black lesbians have for breakfast?

A: Cocoa Muffs



Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?

A: The park bench can support a family



Q: What does pontiac stand for?

A: Poor old black person thinks its a cadillac.

EDIT: I REMOVED YOU ALL!!!!

Psycho dad and psycho mom

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